Anonymous asked:

Fun fact fag means cigarette in England

firemen answered:

Fun fact: the reason that a cigarette is called a fag is that it’s a burning stick. LGBT men are called fag because they were burned with the kindling because being burnt on the cross was too good for them! So it’s still not good to call a cigarette a fag. :) hope that clears it up for you. What a FUN fact!

thunderboltsortofapenny:

recoveringfrommyconvictions:

gaymerboy99:

littlelionmonster:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

FUCK. YES.

this gives me life….

"Act your fucking age" god damn, this has a good message here.

39 seconds in and I reblogged it

chitzybitch:

ridge:

me as a parent 

Flawless

dean-the-piesexual:

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

possiblysociopaths

You only realize how much you love somebody when one day they dont love you back.

Luka Magnotta (via doughdeer)

????? this has 17 thousand fucking notes how many of you know that luka magnotta filmed himself torturing and killing a chinese exchange student and preforming acts of necrophillia and then dismembered the body and sent parts of it to political parties and elementary schools??? and he posted this video online and went on the run and was arrested in europe and now is finally being charged???? does anyone on this site watch the news? good god

(via rhyse)

rhyse:

sybris:

souljaboy2007:

lebaenese:

nope:

anus:

1wannabeyourdog:

Sam Pepper is sorry 🙌

IM SCREAMING

Bye

such an ugly voice

Honestly what was that

holy shit

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.



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This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

Reblogged from showerchronicles